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tikkunolamorgtfo:

bauliya:

starfliesuniverse:

thewritehag:

I know it’s sand but I want to eat it

Good news it’s not sand!! It’s rice flour!! During deepavali, Indians make rangolis which is shown in the video!

there’s a CHANCE it’s rice flour and there’s ALSO a WAY HIGHER chance it’s sand, quartz, glitter, powdered chalk, sawdust, talcum, etc. even if it’s flour the dyes aren’t edible probably.

DO NOT EAT RANGOLI.

I’M INDIAN.

Happy Diwali! Please do not eat sand!

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slimesprinkles:

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mousse

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kendallroy:

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everythingfox:

everythingfox:

crumch

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When leg one entered the chat, I turned into a puddle 😭

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if this aint a mood

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blenderweaselhasopinions:

hollowedskin:

prokopetz:

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

  • There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street
  • Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position
  • One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it
  • It was raining
  • One of them saw a weird bug

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

  • They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back
  • They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them
  • The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them
  • A flower fell off the potted plant
  • The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it
  • One of them lost their bandana
  • The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her
  • The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

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theladyjssem:
“yaordinarysimmer:
“positive-memes:
“Love you grandma!!!
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For anyone wanting to know how the story ends! (‘ω’)
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This deserved to be shown
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theladyjssem:

yaordinarysimmer:

positive-memes:

Love you grandma!!!

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For anyone wanting to know how the story ends! (‘ω’)

This deserved to be shown

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bolcseszgoblin:

mysharona1987:

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this… seems so obvious. and i would have never ever thought about it.

Nagyszabású fásítást jelentett be a XII. kerületi önkormányzat, amit nagyszabású fairtás előz majd meg

szerintem is beton, térkő és aszfalt között sokkal jobban gyógyulnak a tüdőbetegek mint hülye fák között

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